brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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