Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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