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I hate all girls vehemently.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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