love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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