There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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