I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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