She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Green mimosas i think yes
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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