At least make sure they are 18
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my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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