I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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