OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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