My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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