You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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