We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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