i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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