i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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