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He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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