I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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