first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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