office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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