Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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