You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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