I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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