lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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