Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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