Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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