he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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