We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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