Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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