elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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