Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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