How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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