On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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