Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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