White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
