Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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