Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So much rum. So many feels.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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