My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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