Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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