are you still at the devil's house?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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