For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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