Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He did a backflip because drugs
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