Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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