He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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