YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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