that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think people are normalizing furries
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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