But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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