She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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