She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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