I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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