I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Your penis caused this!
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